I vote Labour, always with the same deep misgivings. My life has been entirely lacking in excitement or incident apart from the time I attached a PAVEMENTS ARE FOR PEDESTRIANS sticker to the windscreen of a scarlet Ford Sierra illegally parked on the footway of Walker’s Way, Penge, and my seven years as a Maoist guerilla in Peru.
Book: “The Aleppo Button” by Ellis Sharp
Dear Miss Spencer, This is just to say cheerio. Yours Sincerely, Stanley Moon. P.S.: I leave you my collection of moths.
Movie: Bedazzled
Hey, wouldn’t it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other? Like those sailors did in that film, um… “We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other.”
TV: The Young Ones